1. When you see people doing squats in high heels.
2. When you realize it’s the gym you deserve, but not the gym you need right now.
3. When rebellious pensioners start taking over.
4. When your gym threatens you with death if you stop trying.
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5. When machines resemble male genitalia.
6. When people take gaining 3 lbs. a tad too seriously.
7. When equipment starts trying to kill you.
8. Your life goal is to be a Pokemon master. But everyone’s just trying to get shredded for Stereosonic.
9. When you realise all you need is a treadmill and pre-workout.
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10. Remember the other equipment that tried to kill you? Yeah, well it’s got friends.
11. You’ve seen a treadmill reap the soul of a human being.
12. If the place is run by people with the IQ of a dumbbell.
13. An entire band proceeds to play music every time you try to do cardio. Like it wasn’t hard enough in the first place.
14. Things are starting to get weird… Like, really weird.
One incident and my gym owner would repay the dude who did any of that with the sub and he would escort him out. We got fun sure. We enjoy the elderly trying and we prevent misshaps by explaining proper use to newbies. The gym i love.