The Mountain is the bouncer for new 'Muscle Club' where they drink HUMAN protein shakes!

The Mountain is the bouncer for new ‘Muscle Club’ where they drink HUMAN protein shakes!

Okay okay, let’s make one thing clear.

This is a music video, but not a real club.

Which is a shame, cause I’d love to party there!

Except I’d probably pass on the protein shakes made from the flesh of chubby fat guys.

In this video the world’s most muscular DJ, DJ MuscleBoy put together probably the best music video the fitness industry has ever seen.

In the video we see a detective investigating a rather suspicious case because a lot of chubby overweight guys seem to have gone missing lately.

He starts his investigation by asking a bar owner if he knows anything about this, but we see a rather suspicious bodybuilder in the background threatening the bartender that if he tells anything he’ll end up as a protein shake.

Afterward, we see a beautiful fit chick dragging what seems to be a tiny chubby man with her through a back alley, where she ends up meeting none other than Hafthor Bjornsson (The Mountain from Game of Thrones). He’s obviously a bouncer for some kind of a very exclusive dance club.

Once they get in, we see that the only people in the club are massive bodybuilders, strongmen and fitness girls that squat. They’re all having a great time, dancing and drinking red liquids under the music from Egill ‘Gillz’ Einarsson (DJ MuscleBoy < click for his Instagram).

Little do we now that the tiny chubby man that was dragged into the bar is then murdered with cold blood and turned into a protein shake.

Yes, you read that right!

Who comes up with this stuff?

It’s hilarious!

Anyway, enough of the talking. Check out the music video below which is btw directed by Hannes Halldorsson the goalkeeper for the Iceland Soccer team, who famously saved a penalty from Lionel Messi during the World Cup last year!

Don’t forget to share it with your bodybuilder friends.

PS. What are the macros for that protein shake? Asking for a friend.


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